"Nice web site Prince!", that would have been an acceptable response to hear from my mom.  But noooooo she says, "yeah it's a nice looking site, but it doesn't say anything about my contribution."
Are you kidding me mom?  If I dedicate a page to you then Dad will want one and the other two will want one, in fact they'll probably want one page each.  The Princess will want one and of course the Princess's mother won't want to be left out of the loop.  So I have to draw the line.  You will not have a page on my website and that is final!!!